DieselWeasel (Ex-Member and Horde Spy)

Note: The following was written by DieselWeasel himself during his short stint as Horde Spy and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of .

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DieselWeasel aka Captain Charisma.

Sworn enemy of the guild .

Forged in the hot fiery furnace of his mothers womb during a raging storm. Surrounded by death and destruction a new light had come forth.

Upon birth doctors were astonished to see a three legged baby, only to later find it wasn't a third leg at all it was a PENIS.

After circumcision the extra skin was given to an orphanage where it was used to make tents. Legend has it the kids who slept in those tents gained advanced knowledge and courage which the world previously lacked.

Even at age 8 DieselWeasel was a strong boy six feet tall with advanced combat knowledge.

President Bush was quoted in 2001 as saying If DieselWeasel had enlisted a year prior 9/11 along with countless other travesties would have been avoided.

Legend says you can find DieselWeasel embarrassing and cucking players of the massively popular game World of Warcraft. Most noticeably the guilds of Gladiators and Envy.